I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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