so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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