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(913): View more from Kansas

My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.

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(331): View more from Illinois

You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.

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(269): View more from Michigan

Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.

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(330): View more from Ohio

French fry pizza

(502): View more from Kentucky

Are you brilliant or just really high?

(330): View more from Ohio

Can't it be both?

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(214): View more from Texas

My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.

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(407): View more from Florida

He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.

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