yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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