North Korea, Best Korea!
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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