On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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