So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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