It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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