Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I don't think brook has ever known best
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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