Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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