And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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