In the future we'll all be gay
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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