Have you finally orgasmed yet?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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