Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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