Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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