It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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