He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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