Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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