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No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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