too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
