the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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