4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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