I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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