Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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