There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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