Do vagina's smell?
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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