There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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