This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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