if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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