I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
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