what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I have fence marks all over my body
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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