before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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