I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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