i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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