so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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