HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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