if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Randomize
