I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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