were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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