I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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