thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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