she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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