Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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