Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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