seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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