it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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