my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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