she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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