I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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