? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I think I sprained my soul last night
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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