you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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