So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Randomize
