im gay
i know
yea but for you.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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