Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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