so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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